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2005-12-12 17:41:20
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Welcome, one and all, to Club Melon



Why hello there! I am [Quazi] and created this page for all those who want to belong for something. I saw a 'loner' wiki page and I thought "why isn't there one for sociable people?" among other thought which I will not divulge to you all.
Please write and help me build this into the Wiki page to ENGULF ALL WIKI PAGES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (except those I have listed) feel free MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Look at my banner!!! Ehem...I mean OUR banner. Please put on bios. Thankyou
<img:http://www.phreak.co.uk/stonehenge/melon.gif>





Here are the links you will need to connect with the ever expanding Club melon Empire


Club Melon Epic Member List

You guessed it (i hope)! This is where you can join us



Club Melon Member of the Month

We now have badges!



Melon Saga

I gave it its own wiki page!! Please update it. Anyone can join in by adding a sentence in the end. I will start a new story every now and then



The Melon Caption Competition

Anyone can say what they like, there are no restrictions! I can tell you, before I started researching funny fruit I had no Idea that fruit could be used in so many disgusting ways...




*I NEED SUGESTIONS!!!!*. We must improve this page. Help me.....(All comments welcome....erm, I think I may regret saying that...)



One final thing. I have promised a few people that I will put their wiki page links here
Club Melon Recommended Links



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2004-04-22 [leela]: help i have been forced to join this club............only joking i was paid to!

2004-04-22 [*~Aquaria~*]: aren't i clever i managed to join!!!!

2004-04-22 [Quazi]: No one forced you....OK, well maybe a little...

2004-04-23 [Goldice]: hello. can i join [Quazi]? actually can the managment join? pleassssssssseeeeeeee

2004-04-23 [swishyzippywinds]: I love the name, Club Melon.

2004-04-23 [Goldice]: erm.yeh i cant link it.it wont let me have the banner.help me.some1

2004-04-24 [leela]: yep eva ur gonna hav to give us some help on the banner issue. by the way nice melon

2004-04-25 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ohgudy i have put the new banner up eva!

2004-04-25 [*~Aquaria~*]: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Quazi iz a bully!!! not really! hehehehehehehehe..BREATH..hehehehehe

2004-04-26 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: this looks interesting

2004-04-26 [.Forever Dreaming.]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>boo!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<  

2004-04-27 [Bloomy II]: Well hello there dear melons!!!! This seems very interesting.....*cough cough*

2004-04-28 [Nite_Owl]: What do you guys actually do here?? -_-

2004-04-29 [Quazi]: OK. A few thingys as I haven't been on for a while. ANYONE CAN JOIN. Feel free. Also, No-one is force to join...maybe persuaded, but not forced. If anyone has any problems just message me. [Bloomy II] stop steeling [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]s' comments and to [Nite_Owl]..well...we do what we like. The whole point is that it is random!! lol

2004-04-29 [Hairyfoot]: <img:http://www.confuego.net/confusion/cow_dance.gif> I just stole the cow from some dancing cow wiki page, but you can't look away from it, can you???.<img:http://www.confuego.net/confusion/cow_dance.gif> He he he...look at it go!

2004-04-30 [AMSND]: WeyHey!! I think i've done it, if i haven't i'll be damned!!!

2004-04-30 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hey eva ive added the link on to my house!!

2004-05-03 [Quazi]: Excellent.............*Mr Burns style*

2004-05-05 [.Forever Dreaming.]: LOL!!

2004-05-05 [..beautiful disaster..]: not sure what im doing!

2004-05-05 [Mrs Baggins]: Hiiiii everyone! :)

2004-05-05 [Ricco]: Hi everyone!!!!!:D

2004-05-05 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hi!

2004-05-07 [Ricco]: how r ya?

2004-05-07 [Quazi]: Welcome one and all. Feel free to join....mot that I am signing you up or anything......

2004-05-07 [Goldice]: well hello.i must say that of all random wikis i have seen so far this has gotta b the best

2004-05-07 [Quazi]: Really? How wonderful!!! *tears rising to eyes*. You have just become my member of the month for extensive flattery!

2004-05-08 [Mrs Baggins]: Argh! [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] was here!!! He's insane, make him join!

2004-05-09 [Quazi]: Erm....I will try. Why????? *suspicious look*

2004-05-09 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ello eva!! lol

2004-05-09 [ACCOUNT DELETED.]: May i join? heheh....beaver....?i'll message..

2004-05-09 [Hairyfoot]: How come I'm not the member of the month???

2004-05-10 [.Forever Dreaming.]: or me lol!

2004-05-10 [Quazi]: As I explained, goldice flattered my ego. Flattery wil get you everywhere. Anyway, a new month has come so I may chose another member! I may choose............

2004-05-10 [.Forever Dreaming.]: i love u eva lol!! il give u all the sweeties in maths lol!

2004-05-10 [Quazi]: Ahem! You ATE most of your sweets yourself!!! But I will consider you

2004-05-10 [.Forever Dreaming.]: i didnt! lol thank u!

2004-05-10 [Mrs Baggins]: Hello there, Quazi, my how nice you are looking today, if I may say so. I am such a fan of you wiki, it is truly excellent, surpassing all other wikis (apart from mine of course) ;) Muaahahahaa! (Please?)

2004-05-10 [Quazi]: Of Course. I think you have the better subject!! *grins*. Could this be a hint, I wonder, for member of the month??

2004-05-11 [..beautiful disaster..]: help! im all confused

2004-05-11 [Quazi]: OK! what are you confued about! lol. Is it about how to join *hoping it is.* Just click on the 'edit page' button above the comments and, when the box appears, scroll down and add your name on the bottom of the members list.

2004-05-11 [Hairyfoot]: Can I be member of the month? Just once, I never win anything!

2004-05-11 [Quazi]: Boo hoo. lol. Maybe, although I am a little afraid about how competitive it is getting!! I may lose some friends over this!

2004-05-11 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol! u will neva loose me eva *huggles* lol

2004-05-11 [Mrs Baggins]: Or me...I am, after all, your bestest bestest friend ever am I not (never mind the fact you met me, what...three weeks ago? Hmm, yeah) And competitive? Moi, why no! I was just telling you how dazzlingly stylish and chic you look (24/7)...and then of course there's the razor sharp intellect and sparkling personality! *desperately hoping for Member of the Month now...* Am I flattering you enough yet?!?!

2004-05-12 [Quazi]: Why thanky......WAIT A SECOND! I have a new member of the month! Please note that I am completely biased and the member of the month doesn't HAVE to be change every month. It can and most likely be done sooner or later.

2004-05-13 [Mrs Baggins]: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! I am member of the month!!! Thanks Quazi, you rock!! And in honour of this occasion I have decided to send you a relation request :)))

2004-05-17 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hey eva! i told u that u were the empress of the world!!!

2004-05-17 [Quazi]: Well, empress' must do what they must. LOL!

2004-05-17 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol! do u not think that earns me a day at the member of the month??

2004-05-17 [Quazi]: Very nearly, but you might as well hold of your praises until May. THEN (and only then) will intense amounts of flattery make any difference! lol

2004-05-17 [.Forever Dreaming.]: eva i hate to tell u this but it is may!! lol!! i do flatter u all the time and i also let u insult me so that has got to count for somethin lol!!

2004-05-17 [Hairyfoot]: Sooo...how can we become members of the month, without flattering you??? Remember: I am the one which WILL hit you if I'm not made member of the month soon...

2004-05-18 [Quazi]: ERm...random threats will do as well I suppose. So will fruit baskets and chocolatly gifts.... Any way, thanks Ni but you know I meant April!!

2004-05-18 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol!

2004-05-24 [Hairyfoot]: Go to the Monty Python page...Now!

2004-05-25 [.Forever Dreaming.]: what is it called or is it just monty python?

2004-05-25 [Hairyfoot]: It is, suprisingly, a wiki page devoted to all the Monty Python films, etc.

2004-05-25 [Penguinlord]: you don't say!

2004-05-25 [.Forever Dreaming.]: is it just monty python @wiki?

2004-05-25 [Penguinlord]: it would in fact be monty python. Or, for the sake of convienience, just follow the link!

2004-05-25 [.Forever Dreaming.]: thanx

2004-05-25 [Hairyfoot]: That's a different one! I was meaning The Monty Python Club!

2004-05-25 [balidar~shannara]: waz up

2004-05-25 [Quazi]: Erm.......why? lol!

2004-05-25 [Goldice]: can i ask u lot 1 question? wat is the link for 'melon' piccy?

2004-05-26 [Bloomy II]: Club Melon rocks- obviously the best wiki ever created

2004-05-26 [.Forever Dreaming.]: if you go onto edit page and the link is there!

2004-05-28 [Goldice]: the story is gettin quite near the knuckle

2004-05-29 [the obvious child]: I think the story rocks - long live it!

2004-05-30 [Goldice]: [Quazi] as a fellow member of Bush Haters Association i bleev r wiki shud b featured on ur list

2004-06-03 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ello people! hwz ever1?!

2004-06-03 [..beautiful disaster..]: Eva! explain?

2004-06-03 [El Cid]: the story is awesome and so are its authors

2004-06-04 [Quazi]: I will put the wiki page one the list! I promise!! And send me a message about what you don't get, April, and I will try to explain. I don't know if there is enough spce here! lol!

2004-06-21 [JessieAnn]: do u wanna add the the asylum cos its kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-23 [Quazi]: I will see. I will give it a visit and ask the owner. OK?

2004-07-30 [jobby]: woah, a club named after a melon! cool!

2004-08-01 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol!

2004-08-02 [..beautiful disaster..]: ok i get it now! everyone also go on [the random room] and [the 'not quite so hip' gang]

2004-08-02 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ill do that agen so it is a direct link for you : The Random Room and the 'not quite so hip' gang

2004-08-19 [El Cid]: skibbidy bop

2004-08-19 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok?!

2004-08-19 [El Cid]: don't you dare patronise me little girl!!!

2004-08-20 [.Forever Dreaming.]: im not patronisin u! n im not a little girl either!!

2004-08-20 [Goldice]: now now

2004-08-20 [El Cid]: yes you are. Don't make me say it. You know!!

2004-08-21 [.Forever Dreaming.]: i am not!

2004-08-21 [.Forever Dreaming.]: i am not! dont make u say wot!?

2004-08-21 [Goldice]: calm it boys nd girls

2004-08-22 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Is it time for a new Melon Saga yet?

2004-08-22 [El Cid]: you know what!! yes it is.

2004-08-22 [Goldice]: yteh cos aint the otha 1 finished

2004-08-22 [Goldice]: yteh cos aint the otha 1 finished?

2004-08-22 [.Forever Dreaming.]: no i dont know wot tell me!

2004-08-22 [El Cid]: Don't make me say it in the middle of a public access forum. What else would I tease you about? think! think!

2004-08-22 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol! i know!

2004-08-27 [avion arr]: wot the hell is goin on, everyone has a wiki page these days, i remember when it was just a simple page and no-one complained, now to stay hip you need to be a member, its all rather silly

2004-08-27 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: I shall agree with you there. Vive la revolution! ehem

2004-08-27 [avion arr]: la revolution lives on

2004-08-27 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: wasn't that La Résistance?

2004-08-27 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hello

2004-08-28 [avion arr]: hello, yes it was daniel, if i was copying south park

2004-08-28 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok?!

2004-08-28 [avion arr]: how are you doin

2004-08-28 [.Forever Dreaming.]: im ok u?!

2004-08-28 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: were you not copying south park?

2004-08-28 [.Forever Dreaming.]: who me, no?!

2004-08-28 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: no, not you, avion

2004-08-28 [.Forever Dreaming.]: oh right!

2004-08-28 [..beautiful disaster..]: eva im a member!!!!

2004-08-29 [avion arr]: i was but trying tobe clever, didn't fool you though, your to smart for that? no really you are

2004-08-30 [El Cid]: isn't [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat] a great person? He really is.

2004-08-31 [.Forever Dreaming.]: is he dunno who he is?!

2004-08-31 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: I can testify that I am in fact great

2004-08-31 [.Forever Dreaming.]: gd 4 u lol!

2004-09-05 [El Cid]: yr not that great

2004-09-05 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: you're mean

2004-09-12 [LAURALOVE.]: i wanna be in club melon! woo go eva!

2004-09-24 [kurikala]: Can I be in club melon too?

2004-09-24 [kurikala]: I'm Ed Fyfe by the way (cool logo Eva!)

2004-09-26 [Quazi]: Anyone besides those who are banned can join. Feel free.

2004-09-26 [.Forever Dreaming.]: y who is blocked?!

2004-09-27 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: I think I am

2004-09-27 [.Forever Dreaming.]: well then y r u here if ur blocked?!

2004-09-27 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: I didn't know I was banned from the comments bit too, I thought I was just banned from the saga

2004-09-27 [.Forever Dreaming.]: i duno if u r blocked from the comments bit u could just be banned from the saga bit!

2004-09-29 [LAURALOVE.]: duh! lol!

2004-09-29 [kurikala]: look can someone just tell me how to join, there are all of these statements evrywhre but no instructions! aggghhhh!

2004-09-29 [Penguinlord]: just add your name to the club melon epic member list and message [Quazi]

2004-09-29 [1.618]: Hello all... I don't think i'm an official memeber...

2004-10-03 [Quazi]: Then make yourself one! Mwahahahahaha!!

2004-10-05 [LAURALOVE.]: wow im member of the month!

2004-10-05 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol!

2004-10-05 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Everyone take notice of the new link, approved by [Quazi] and everything

2004-10-05 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok!

2004-10-06 [LAURALOVE.]: lol! i dunno wot that means!

2004-10-06 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: What what means?

2004-10-06 [LAURALOVE.]: everything! im stoooopid!

2004-10-10 [kurikala]: no picture...heelllp!

2004-10-11 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol

2004-10-12 [LAURALOVE.]: lol!

2004-10-13 [Lady Siris]: hey tis joey a cool

2004-10-14 [LAURALOVE.]: guday joanna! U pine bed uuu!

2004-10-14 [.Forever Dreaming.]: pine bed?!

2004-10-14 [LAURALOVE.]: she feels like a pine bed when u lye on her! so very very firm!

2004-10-14 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ok y have u been lyin on her?! lol!

2004-10-15 [.Sweet . cheeks.]: niomi pushed me in a puddle!! =0(((

2004-10-15 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol! my name is naomi! im really soz about that [.Sweet . cheeks.]

2004-10-15 [LAURALOVE.]: haha! serves u right! i lay on her coz she smells nice!

2004-10-16 [Canadian_Chick01]: hello.. what do u people talk about here?

2004-10-16 [Quazi]: whatever they like. What do you think to me setting up a Melon RPG?? Mint or very sad.Sort of like an exdtended coments box, chat room if you will

2004-10-16 [Penguinlord]: so long as it is more successful than the saga... which was ruined by certain people.

2004-10-17 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: RPG? Hmmm....could work.

2004-10-17 [LAURALOVE.]: hello? wots an RPG for the ppl who dont know!

2004-10-17 [LAURALOVE.]: ^me

2004-10-17 [Penguinlord]: Role Playing Game

2004-10-17 [LAURALOVE.]: ahhhhhh cool! roleplays good! hehe!

2004-10-19 [.Forever Dreaming.]: say that agen laura in english lol!

2004-10-19 [LAURALOVE.]: how

2004-10-19 [LAURALOVE.]: woops ^ how much money r u giving sam 2 get sum ice lollys 4 u?

2004-10-19 [.Forever Dreaming.]: yer they r ma favourite lol!

2004-10-20 [LAURALOVE.]: yeah me 2! so Naomi..... I love you! xx

2004-10-20 [.Forever Dreaming.]: right lol?!

2004-10-20 [Lady Siris]: Hi

2004-10-20 [LAURALOVE.]: lol! hi jo! i love you also xxx

2004-10-21 [Lady Siris]: wot the crack

2004-10-21 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol

2004-10-21 [LAURALOVE.]: big and hairy!

2004-10-21 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol ur freaky laura lol

2004-10-21 [LAURALOVE.]: help me! my heart is slowly breaking!

2004-10-21 [.Forever Dreaming.]: aw bless!

2004-10-22 [LAURALOVE.]: yeah! wot r u wearing

2004-10-22 [LAURALOVE.]: too liams party

2004-10-22 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: I'm wearing a fetching red dress that really shows off my curves

2004-10-22 [LAURALOVE.]: ok.... (does anyone know who that person is?)

2004-10-22 [Goldice]: i bleev he may b in the rong wiki

2004-10-23 [LAURALOVE.]: he may be!

2004-10-25 [.Sweet . cheeks.]: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuu

2004-10-25 [LAURALOVE.]: scuse me?

2004-11-01 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hey ppl! every1 enjoy liams party!?

2004-11-01 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Yeah, it was great, but random guys kept grabbing my arse

2004-11-01 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol?! who r u?! where u even there?!

2004-11-01 [Lady Siris]: the party was mental

2004-11-01 [.Forever Dreaming.]: it was gr8!!!

2004-11-01 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Ah, you might not have recognised me, as I didn't have the right shape for that red dress. I ended up wearing a tube top and a short skirt

2004-11-01 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol! right?!

2004-11-01 [LAURALOVE.]: ah i know who u r (?) you looked great in that skirt! showin a bit of flesh!

2004-11-02 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol! r u iains m8?!

2004-11-02 [Quazi]: Stop winding them up. Oh, and I thought you looked better in the red dress Daniel.

2004-11-03 [.Forever Dreaming.]: i thought he wasnt there lol!

2004-11-03 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Of course I was there! Am I invisible to you people or something?

2004-11-03 [.Forever Dreaming.]: ah right!

2004-11-03 [Quazi]: Wasn't where. I hate to spoil the joke but you have never met Daniel

2004-11-03 [.Forever Dreaming.]: yer i no! im not that stupid eva!!

2004-11-04 [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]: Spoilsport! heehee

2004-11-04 [LAURALOVE.]: whos daniel?

2004-11-05 [LAURALOVE.]: ahh right

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